Thursday, August 21, 2008
Staff Kok Swee doesn't remember mine and hui xian's names!
Sadness much. Not surprising though...
On the way to the mrt station, me,Yu Qian and Jaime were discussing how much the std 3s and 4s were alike. Examples (for us):
1. Our SC is always female and there is male 'helper'.
2. The male 'helper' is always very fierce.
And stuff like that. I know we talked abt a lot more but just can't remember! STM (short term memory)...
Here's another dumb blonde joke:
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
Oh yeah, and I got a lot of SJ info from a random convo that I started with Staff Justin abt passing out and stuff... 2nd longest convo I had with a St John membeer. Randomness much.
P.S. 2 days to intra-comp!!!
You Are a Realist
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You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass.
You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is...
But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on.
You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope.
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