I'm probably one of the most gullible people on Earth.
I'm gonna get Qi Jin 'The Host' as an EXTREMELY belated birthday gift (her birthday's in May) and im gonna treat her to the Twilight movie as a Christmas gift.
While she's gonna give me money for my birthday (3rd October) and she's also gonna treat me to HSM3 for Christmas, I guess.

Today during computing lesson, while I was chatting to QJ online, Yasmine and Jia En kept on messing around with the keyboard and typed nonsense. Here's an extract from our very very LONG convo:

11:09 AM wee.qijin: talk to me!
me: ,n'mj,
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11:10 AM u9uoiooiojhyubfgyfgt
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11:11 AM wee.qijin: what is that???
i want to slp
me: .jl golftyloli; f.jk
';.;kllj';
kpjkllkmmklmmklnmj'[;p[nhiklyh.injo
Sheryl likes to poo]
so does yasmin=
11:12 AM '
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11:13 AM Sheryl loves to poo
so does yasmine
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wee.qijin: what the hell is she talking abt?
i mean miss yeung
me: Sheryl is poo
][685mjiodkfs mng
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ryhjkhgjg
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jh
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kj
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poopee
poopee
wee.qijin: whTEVER
I JUZ WANNA KNOW WHAT ,S YEUNG IS TALKING ABT
me: peepoo
11:14 AM wee.qijin: poo poo poo poo
n sheesssshhhh
me: She is saying that Sheryl is
poo
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11:15 AM yasmine ispee
together we are peepoo!!!
wee.qijin: whatever
me: and yasmine likes v
to augh
wee.qijin: whatever
11:16 AM me: Sheryl loves to shit
.so does yasmine
wee.qijin: yet again, my monotony is broken by some poo crap
me: but she does it every day
wee.qijin: whatever
me: Sheryl has contpa\
yasmine has constipation
I mead She
11:17 AM poopee
peepoo
we r a rock group
11:18 AM we ean millions of dollars a year just by singing 'peepoo, poopee
Lyrics are: Sheryl loves to poopee and peepoo.. Sheryl has constipation and Diarrhoea!! PEEPOOPOOPEE... Oh sweet smell of... What
's that?? Omg!!! POOPEE!!|
11:19 AM wee.qijin: eeeewwwww
i am gonna puke
me: POOPEE! Yasmine likes to PEEPOO! She loves the sweet odour the small brown blobs of shit!
wee.qijin: dun be shoch to see me running out of the rm
me: LALALALA
11:20 AM wee.qijin: *shock
me: POOPEEPEEPOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S is for shit,
H is for hopeless
E is for estatic for poo
R is for rushi to the toilet
Y is for umm Yasmine, THe only good thing
11:21 AM L is for loose stools
wee.qijin: what is ms yeung talking abt?!
me: Y is for yasmine, the shit-lover
wee.qijin: A is for another day filled with grotesques stuff
me: A is for AIDA
11:22 AM AID*}+*\
wee.qijin: S is for shut
up
M is for MINE!
I is for I
me: A is for AIDS
S is for smelly poo
wee.qijin: N is for Never think straight
E is for eeewwww
done!
now shut up
11:23 AM me: M is for Mother bundae
I is for I love to eat poo
N is for Nanenanepoopoo
11:24 AM E is for ./g lbnl
E is for ejaculation
asheryl fail her spel
11:25 AM speloin
sDR25TYUNJUYKI,.LO0-['9/;
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LACY
lACEY
LACEY
11:26 AM LACEY
JESSE MCCARTBEY
IS A GIRL
AN UGLY GIRL
VERY UGLY GIRL
UTTERLY UGLY GIRL
EXTREMELY UGLY GIRL
11:27 AM SHE IS A MOTHERBUNDAE
SO IS WU ZUN
11:28 AM HI
LETS START OVER
MY NAME IS YASMINE AND I LIKE TO EAT SHIT
SHERYL'S STAPLE FOOD IS POO
THAT'S TRUE
11:29 AM NOT
THE OPPOSITE
THE OPPOSITE X 10000000000
I AM THE ULTIMATE SHIT LOVER
AKA YASMINE
\'] ['B
11:30 AM wee.qijin: FINE LETS START ALL OVER
me: JESSEMCCARTNEY=SHERYL'S LOVER
wee.qijin: WHATEVER
me: MCCARTBEY*
wee.qijin: CLONE ANOTHERT YASMINE
11:31 AM CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE
me: TEN THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE IN DEEP TROUBL
E
wee.qijin: CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE
me: B GYt6，；东方财经？“
”
wee.qijin: CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE CLONE
me: 哦好no
11:32 AM wee.qijin: THEN THE WORLD'S POO WILL HAVE A GD WAY TO BE GONE!
me: 他和worldisdying
sd.gfjk.tnvb |vgfgkgrth
eghgrkjgrg
wo, sheryl, shi poo
11:33 AM VIRUS DETECTED!
PLS EAT 10 KG OF POO OTHERWISE YOU WILL HAVE TO DIE
THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER
11:34 AM FLYLEAF LACEY
A;SLDKFJA;SLKDFJ
A;SDLKFJA;LDKFJ
A;SLDKFJA;SLDKFJA;LSDKF J;ALKDFJ ;LSKDJF ;LSKDJF ;ALKSDJF ;ASLKDJF ;ALKSDFJ ;ALSDKJF ;ASLDKJF ;ALKSDFJ ;ASLDKJF ;ASLDKFJ A;DKLFJ A;DKLJ A;KDSJF ;ASDKLJF ;ASLKDJF ;ALSKJDF ;ASKDJF ;ALSDKFJ ;ALDKJ
FLYLEAF
wee.qijin: SERIOUS MATTER?
me: .X4"
] N]\[
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wee.qijin: IF IT WAS. THERE WOULDNT BE SO MUCH JUNK ON THE ANNOUNCEMENT
me: 1 X 2 = LALALALALALALALALALA
wee.qijin: AND AGAIN, SHUT UP
OOOHHH
11:35 AM SUTIE YASMINE AND SHERYL
*CUTIE
CUTIE
me: SUTIE??
wee.qijin: CUTTIE
me: I LOVE TO EAT SUTIE!!
ESPECIALLY SALMON
YUMMMMMMMMMMM
POOTIE
SHERYL LOVES TO EAT POOTIE!!
YA THX
11:36 AM DID U REALISE THERE IS NO NOSE ON THE BABY'S FACE?
wee.qijin: LOL
WHAT IS SUTIE?
me: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO TYPED IT TOOT!!
wee.qijin: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
11:37 AM me: EAT 10 KG OF POO!
wee.qijin: I TYPED CUTIE
NO
me: YES
wee.qijin: NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
me: ARE YOU SHERYL??
wee.qijin: NO
NO
YES
11:38 AM me: I LIKE TO EAT MAHJOOTS... I AM SHERYL BTW...
wee.qijin: THEN I AM ALSO SHERYL
me: I DON'T LIKE TO EAT MAHJOOTS
wee.qijin: WHO THE HELL ARE U?????
me: I LIKE TO EAT PITTWEEWEE
wee.qijin: I AM CRYING
LOL
me: OH... I FORGOT, SHERYL IS A MAHJOOT
wee.qijin: WHATEVER
SHUT IT
11:39 AM me: ALL THAT YOU HAVE SEEN IS A RESULT OF THE VIRUS
wee.qijin: JOVI IS VERY PRETTY!
me: THE VIRUS IS CALLED: SHERYL THE MAHJOOT
EEJITS!!

You don't have to read the entire thing cuz most of it is just nonsense. :D

Sutie the virus also started one-sided convos with DJ, Kai Min and Justin.
Here's the 1-sided convo with Justin:

11:44 AM me: XVFGDHFGTH
RF
DGHJTRNUHNMS
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JGry4gg
YUGYUG y
TV~%gyf?
%uyUJYH
11:45 AM DSGSGGRDHHTRH
MA ME MON PERE
POPOZAO
PO
PO
PO
PO
POPOZAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
11:47 AM RABGSVRBFEJRBGTRS
XVCFJKL.;'\

Crap, I know.
Sutie eats cooties and likes MCCARTBEY.
Mahjoot plays mahjong.
Eejit is jealous of Sutie cuz she likes MCCARTBEY too. :)