:D Here are some incredibly random Chuck Norris facts:

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

You Are Paper

Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation. People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of. Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active. You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want. You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery. A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces. When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared

Hello everyone!
I finally changed my url and blogskin.
Hope you all like it! :D

I am pissed with my sit and reach results.
Got A for all 5 items except that one! :(
3 more cm!!!
My standing broad jump surpised me the most.
I only jumped 162cm at the practice mat.
The teacher was nice, I guess.
I hated my first attempt for shuttle run.
Fell down and got a friction burn or smth.
Damn freaking painful.
Loved my 2nd attempt though. :)
Which means that I have to get at least least least 16mins 30s to get a gold award.
Cross my fingers...

For today's RT, we started of with footdrill session.
Apparently our morale was very low.
Learned slow march!
At first I had a lot of problems like not jerking enough or steps were too small, but it was alright once I got the hang of it.
After that was TOC session.
Learned how to open and close a furley stretcher.
The damn hinge just wouldn't close even though I kicked it over and over!
So me and Lin Min finished in more than 5 mins.
But then SSGT Glada told the ambulances to skip that step cuz the hinge was spoilt!
No wonder can do in 3 mins.
We were so high during PT.
Cheered at the top of our voices to let the whole corps hear. :)
Speaking of cheering, after we were dismissed, we were feeling 自high so we cheered 'We shall not be moved'.
Everyone's face was like O_O and they were looking at us as if we were crazy, but we didn't care.
After that, the Std 4s copied us and did a cheer of their own.
Then we did another cheer but halfway through, we were told to cut cheering.
SGT Yeuk Ho then said," Ok, you all win already. Must have this kind of volume next training, ok?"
We certainly will.

Your Hidden Talent is Your Magnetism

You have the power to persuade and influence others. You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around. The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it. Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!

I came across this incorrect version of a letter in my LA handout of a person applying for a job and it's really funny. Here it is:

Hello there,

I see that you've a vacancy in your company, for the post of clerk. Look no further. Your search ends here. I've just finished the big 'Os' and I know I'm the right guy for the job.

My teachers think I'm a great kid and I'm good at doing clerical stuff like filing, typing etc. You see I was a secretary of the School Publication committee and you know how much typing we secretaries do- duh! Besides I am also good with computers.

So how about it? Just pick up the phone man and call me at 90012345 to discuss your offer.

Cheerio,
Geoff

Your Chocolate Easter Bunny Personality

You know what you want in life and how to get it. You're not going to waste time or let yourself be meek Whether it's chocolate, money, or power... You take what you can get, and you act quickly. You have a lot of energy, and people sometimes scared by your determination. Not that you care what other people think. You're not going to apologize for who you are.

I think DHS got 2nd overall in today's 29th annual 4 schools combined sports meet.
We got 1st for both 'C' girls and 'B' girls 100m sprint and the 'C' boys relay race.
The most amazing feat was when we got 1st, 2nd and 3rd for the 'C' girls 800m!
In my opinion, the girls ran faster than the boys today.
Mr Yeo took a photo of me and Qi Jin doing the okto sign with our clappers!
So embarrassing.

I loved the last episode of Don't Forget The Lyrics!
MPs Baey Yam Keng and Dr. Maliki Osman sang in the V.I.P. (Voices In Parliament) special.
Mr Baey was so cute!
He and his wife looked alike.
When he sang Thriller, his voice was super high and sounded weird.
Dr. Maliki is a funny guy.
Before Gurmit Singh could even tell him about his backups, he said," Lock it in!", scaring Gurmit.
Then he said," Politicians make decisions very quickly."
Oh yeah! And before that when both MPs sang Yellow Submarine together and came up with the lyrics 'live next door', they said," Oh well, it rhymes. Let's lock it in!"
LOL, I didn't know MPs could be so funny.
When they wanted their wives to help them sing a song, they said," For charity."
When they wanted Gurmit to sing the tune of the song so that they could choose, they also said," For charity."
Luckily it was the last episode and Gurmit allowed it, or else Dr. Maliki's wife wouldn't have gotten them $25,000!
Altogether, DFTL raised $135,000 for charity! Yay!

I also watched a bit of 娃娃看世界.
Omg, the little kids were so adorable!!!
One boy allowed the 'thief' to take his water bottle then when Quan Yifeng asked him where his bottle went, he said," My mother took it away."
Since when did then thief become his mother? :)
Then they hid a handphone inside a bowl of snacks and when it rang, the kids looked all over for it but couldn't find it!
女王本色, although silly, is a show that depicts all the typical Singaporean problems and how we should solve them.
Also a show worth watching.

You Are a Snow Leopard

You have learned that you must rely on yourself, and yourself alone, to live a happy life. You are understand the world better than most people you know. You are very perceptive and intuitive. You need lots of space to think. If you don't get the space you need, you're likely to bite someone's head off. Because you are so thoughtful and solitary, people find you to be intense and mysterious. You're even seen as intimidating.

What Big Cat Are You?